this blog is stupid, but not as stupid as you are.

to any 17 year old out there

how to play the pokies

  1. stick with what you know - if you see a imitation of jack sparrow, you play it
  2. if you see mr harrison playing the pokies, play for him
  3. get your coins in a cup and throw them in the air and jump around as the money falls back to earth in slow motion
  4. find the machine with the funniest name/is a mock-up theme of a successful movies. 
  5. if it has ‘of the nile’ or ‘in the nile’ in the name, do it.

never goes wrong.

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